You can also email and ask nice and I'll send one in the mail to you
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Dear Warren,
Congratulations on your blog!
I would like to ask real nicely for one of your cards. As the first person to request via your site, can you send me the one your think most likely to appreciate in value? I want to score one under market value before the New York crowd drives the prices up!
So, if James typically writes 500,000 words per week on the various art blogs he visits (say 20 of them), that means he writes 25,000 words per site, on average each week... like on my site. Now that James has found Warren's blog, that means each site will receive 23,809 words per week. These numbers are conservative and for the sake of discussion, of course.
I want to thank Warren for reducing my weekly Bailey writing by 1,191 words. I owe you one!
James... my good friend... I'm just busting your chops. I enjoy your writing very much!!
Gracias James - email me (w@wcraghead.com) your regular mail address and I'll put you on the postcard list - but only if I get my 10,000 words-a-day quota in the comments!
W
PS and all my work is guaranteed to go up the same measly amount, at least until I'm dead and then it's not my problem.
The Holy Spirit is moving me toward small-scale poetry these days!
Poem of the Day
“The Photographer Who Committed Suicide Before the Art Critic Could Kill Him”
There was once an experimental photographer who blogged words about art too much,
He manically blogged words of art through the fog of the blogosphere and desperately tried to touch,
On the true meaning of art and photography and such,
Only to discover the incomprehensible evil art theory that is the crutch,
Invented by useless elitist art asshole critics in a clutch,
To justify their lame opinions about how photography is not really art because real art is a painting painted by a dutch
Sincerely,
James W. Bailey
P.S. I'm emailing you my address, Warren. And be sure to send me an original piece; don't send any mass-produced signed limited edition stuff. I want something with an interesting provenance that I can quickly flip on Ebay as soon as you hit it big! Could you sign it with a personal note talking about the tremendous influence I had on you as an artist? That kind of thing can really help stimulate a bid war on Ebay...or least I hear it can on Antiques Roadshow!
P.P.S. J.T., the Lord has counted you among his many Angels in service of the truth by hosting your site. I also understand from certainly heavenly connections I have that He's mightly pleased that you look upon Jessica Simpson's sister with favor. He apparently also enjoys their music, although He does have serious reservations about their long-term potential to serve in His Choir! Really looking forward to your opening. See you there, Warren.
4 comments:
Dear Warren,
Congratulations on your blog!
I would like to ask real nicely for one of your cards. As the first person to request via your site, can you send me the one your think most likely to appreciate in value? I want to score one under market value before the New York crowd drives the prices up!
Sincerely,
James W. Bailey
So, if James typically writes 500,000 words per week on the various art blogs he visits (say 20 of them), that means he writes 25,000 words per site, on average each week... like on my site. Now that James has found Warren's blog, that means each site will receive 23,809 words per week. These numbers are conservative and for the sake of discussion, of course.
I want to thank Warren for reducing my weekly Bailey writing by 1,191 words. I owe you one!
James... my good friend... I'm just busting your chops. I enjoy your writing very much!!
Gracias James - email me (w@wcraghead.com) your regular mail address and I'll put you on the postcard list - but only if I get my 10,000 words-a-day quota in the comments!
W
PS and all my work is guaranteed to go up the same measly amount, at least until I'm dead and then it's not my problem.
Fellas,
The Holy Spirit is moving me toward small-scale poetry these days!
Poem of the Day
“The Photographer Who Committed Suicide Before the Art Critic Could Kill Him”
There was once an experimental photographer who blogged words about art too much,
He manically blogged words of art through the fog of the blogosphere and desperately tried to touch,
On the true meaning of art and photography and such,
Only to discover the incomprehensible evil art theory that is the crutch,
Invented by useless elitist art asshole critics in a clutch,
To justify their lame opinions about how photography is not really art because real art is a painting painted by a dutch
Sincerely,
James W. Bailey
P.S. I'm emailing you my address, Warren. And be sure to send me an original piece; don't send any mass-produced signed limited edition stuff. I want something with an interesting provenance that I can quickly flip on Ebay as soon as you hit it big! Could you sign it with a personal note talking about the tremendous influence I had on you as an artist? That kind of thing can really help stimulate a bid war on Ebay...or least I hear it can on Antiques Roadshow!
P.P.S. J.T., the Lord has counted you among his many Angels in service of the truth by hosting your site. I also understand from certainly heavenly connections I have that He's mightly pleased that you look upon Jessica Simpson's sister with favor. He apparently also enjoys their music, although He does have serious reservations about their long-term potential to serve in His Choir! Really looking forward to your opening. See you there, Warren.
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